Wedgie noogie & swirly from the bully boss

Description: You have not met your targets in work and now your boss is coming down hard on you. you will no longer sit comfortably in your chair, you will have a permanent wedgie from him, any time you get caught taking extra toilet breaks you will get a swirly. worst of all anytime you are seen yawning or running your fingers through your hair you will be grabbed in a head lock and given a noogie. your boss has become your bully