My Boyfriend Is So Much Better Than You

Description: You know you're an inferior beta bitch. you obsess over what kind of guy i would date.. you obsess having penis envy, dream of what he does, what he looks like, how we fuck. well you'll never measure up in any capacity. he's hotter than you, cooler than you, has a way bigger dick than you and he's famous; you're not even an average ordinary joe... keep ripping that wallet open for the elite alpha couple.