Lick My Pits and Sneakers You Lazy Little Bitch

Description:   i’ve been at the gym training for hours, and i arrive home to find that you’ve not completed the chores i asked you to do. this makes me really annoyed as you’ve done nothing the whole time i’ve been sweating and training hard at the gym. i tell you to get on your knees so you can sniff my pits to smell the hard work i’ve been doing, i slap you around the face, bullying you and demand that you lick the soles of my trainers! i make you remove them from my feet revealing my sweaty socks. first i make you sniff inside my trainers, and then my socks. you think you’re gonna get a treat by licking my feet. wrong! i notice a tiny hole in my socks, and make you lick my toe through it. laughing at you, and bullying you more. you don’t deserve the treat of licking my bare feet. i’m denying you them, this time