GOONTARD DOPAMINE TRIGGER

Description: You about to become goontarded. your dopamine receptor will instantly be triggered. you will have two remaining braincells left, one to use pumping, the other to goon. if you ever stop they will immediately explode and you will be left sexually paralyzed. you will be encouraged, mocked, laughed at, messed with. i'll make you jerk to your past goon trauma and learn to wiggle your pump stick like a true helpless idiot. get in your goon closet and feel the rush of dopamine cripple you into a goontard.