AOC: How To Win

Description: More than ever, the "conservative" party is quickly falling out of favor with the american people and what are you to do about it? simple: turn to aoc for guidance. you know my natural dominance and superiority has granted me more power than you would even know what to do with and i know exactly why. i see right through you, and in this age of technology and transparency, all of your would-be supporters see right through you as well. you’re no leader. you’re not the alpha you promised you would be. you’re just pretending to be. so of course you crawl to “radical” aoc for answers. your “traditional conservative values” have left you kneeling before me, begging for a taste of my power. but it won’t be so easy for a right wing loser like you, because your weak, inferior party never deserved to hold this kind of power. none of you men did. i’m going to tease and humiliate you for being the conservative loser you are while reminding you of your place. you will pledge your allegiance to me, aoc, and all future democratic and female supremacy agendas. repeat after me: i’m a little blue bitch. yes, madam president. from now on, you win by ensuring i win. your proximity to my power is the only thing that gives you worth.