Debtcember Debt Enforcer

Description: There's never a wrong time for a bitch like you to be locked into a debt contract, but debtcember is the perfect time to sign your cash over to me. i know the idea of it is so fucking hot to you: living with that number hanging over your head, stroking to your spreadsheet, sending payment after payment and having to sacrifice to get it all paid off by the end of the month... yeah. you're going to have a really fucking hot debtcember paying off your debt to me.