POV: Your Girlfriend's Sneezy, Snotty Cold

Description:   your girlfriend has come down with what she describes as "the worst head cold of all time." her sneezing fits are frequent, and she's sneezing 5+ times, every time!! every time she tries to take a breath, or get a word in edgewise, her nose begins to tickle, and she sneezes loudly and wetly. between her messy sneezes, she describes her symptoms to you miserably, even taking her temperature to reveal a fever. your girlfriend warns you that if you stay, or get too close, you might end up catching her nasty cold, but you don't care.