Homewrecker: Time to Upgrade

Description: You used to love your wife completely, didn't you? and you may still have some love for her. but let's face it- time has not been kind to her. and she hasn't exactly taken care of herself. life is too short to spend it with anything less than you deserve. it may sound harsh, but when an appliance or vehicle no longer performs up to standard, what do you do? you replace it with a newer, better model. it's time to upgrade dear. and with me, you're getting the best in the whole fucking world.