It's My New Diet Dude

Description: So i have a tiny roomate who i taped down to my seat! he's basically just there to inhale my farts so that i dont have to smell them! he's super small and cant afford to pay rent so i just use him as my fart seat and i pay his half of the rent! i guess he's more of a fart slave then a roomate. but oh well! anyway i started a new diet yesterday and it is making my farts super wet and gross! he's in for a rough 6 months!