wet wet wet :jeans and boots

Description: I walk around the garden holding my pee until i find a good spot to let it go. i really want to gift it to you , get comfortable on the gren tropical grass , i will unload my warm holly water .  my blue tight jeans will hold most of my pee and the rest will fall over my boots , like a warm waterfall that escapes between the rocks.  i end up with a big dark stain and then go to the shower to cool off. i get under the sower and begin to get wetter and wetter. i feel so heavy!