Put Your Manhood On The Mantle

Description: We haven’t been a part of each others stepfamily for very long but already you annoy me. every time you talk to me it’s a great nuisance. and here you are again, stepbro, in my room, bother me with asinine questions. did you seriously just ask what to get our stepparents for christmas? well, i already bought my gifts to them. i actually pay attention. have you always been this dimwitted? you seem to lack critical thinking. skill issue.actually, now that i think about it and think about who you are as a person. i know the perfect gift to get them! your manhood! you heard me! i think you’re a disgrace to this stepfamily. time and time again you’ve proven how ignorant and useless you are. while i’m highly successful, beautiful and highly fertile. i should be the one to carry on any lineage and yours ends with you. that would be an amazing gift! nobody wants the loser to procreate. do you even have a good job? you know that getting fixed will make you better at your job right? no distractions. you can finally make a name for yourself or at least make some real money. don’t worry about relationships. worry about honoring the stepfamily. become your stepsisters eunuch. surprise your stepfamily by having your manhood on the mantle when they wake up christmas morning! if you hurry we can see a doctor today! you know it’s true! time to make us all proud!