How I Spend Your Salary in a Day

Description: Ah, there you are again, my pitiful little pay puppet. clinging to the crumbs of my extravagant life, aren’t you? it’s truly laughable, the way you drool over my sexy, young blonde existence, a life dripping with luxury that you could never attain. you sit there, your heart racing, as you click through my photos of high-end club outings in las vegas, my latest car purchases, and those shopping sprees that cost more than your monthly salary. it’s pathetic how you try to live vicariously through me, trying to convince yourself that you’re a part of it all. but let’s not fool ourselves, you’re just a wallet, a means for me to indulge even more. your tributes? they’re nothing but a small fraction of my lavish lifestyle, yet you swell with misplaced pride as if you’ve actually contributed something significant. how utterly pitiful! you’re just a cash cow, and i’m the farmer milking you dry