Porn Is Better Than Pussy

Description: Are you ready for another long night with porn? of course you are, gooner! and i have to admit - i’m flattered that you dedicate so much time to jerking off for me! it’s so hot knowing that i’ve created so many pump addicts, so many gooned-out perverts who spend their days moaning and leaking for porn just because i said so. the hottest thing about it all? that if presented with the chance to have real sex, you’d still choose me. you’d choose your palm. you’d choose porn, because within it lies a world of lust, filth and sensation that pussy can’t ever match!