My Ass Owns Your Cash

Description: You're such a pathetic little creature, aren't you? groveling at the sight of my digital ass, your one true god. it's laughable how you think you're worthy of even gazing upon it. you're nothing but a mindless jerk drone, a slave to your own pathetic urges. and yet, here you are, desperately pumping away, spending every last dime for a mere glimpse of perfection that you'll never touch, never own. your existence is so pitiful, so utterly consumed by your addiction to me. it's hilarious and yet, so deeply satisfying to see you degrade yourself, emptying your wallet, just for a moment of false intimacy with a goddess you'll never have. my digital ass reigns supreme over your sad little world, and you, you're just a wallet to be drained, a toy to be played with. pay up, loser. worship and pay, because that's all you're good for. my ass is your religion, and i am your merciless deity.