What Is Under My Ass?

Description: So today i come walking in to do my work and when i sit down i swear i could just feel something under my ass! i had alot of work to do so i tried to just ignore it! but it was really bothering me! i tried to stand and sit over and over again! but it didnt work! i tried to crush whatever it was by sitting really hard and that didnt work either! i even tried to bounce up and down up and down over and over and over again! still nothing! i could not for the life of me figure it out! i eventually got scarred to check and decided to just ignore it! hahah but whatever the hell is down there, i hope it likes farts! cause holy fuck am i gassy today! i mean they just keep coming out of me! oh well! whatever it is, ill find out tomorrow! cause i am still sitting on it now, and i dont plan on getting up anytime soon!