I'm Just Going To Ignore You

Description: So i recently got a tiny guy to agree to being my seat! but he thought it was gonna be all sexy, and not all farty! so he asked for me to untie him! but like that's not happening! so i told him to just get used to his new life! get used to being my seat and more importantly get used to sniffing my farts! because i am lactose intolerant and i eat dairy for breakfast lunch and dinner! so they will flow, and they will flow strong! so just lay there and sniff my farts while i completely ignore your existence! loser.