Maria's Underwear

Description: So i was walking around my house and couldnt find any underwear! i figured maria, my roomate wouldnt mind if i borrowed one of hers! so i went in and just put on the first one i saw! i had no idea that her boyfriend was sewed into the part of the thong that sits pressed against your asshole! i had no idea that every fart i had from the breakfast burito would be blasting his poor little face over and over again! i felt so weird and so awkward when maria texted me later and asked me to untie him from it! ughhh so embaressing!