My Christmas gift is your demise - POISON

Description: Our boring marriage is so bad on many many levels that i have decided to end it without your knowledge. obviously you won't notice anything wrong until the point where you have eaten that absolutely illegal and lethal pill that i have given to you. well, you will swallow it for me because i am going to lie about it. i will make you believe that i have ordered and aphrodisiac that will fix your soft penis. but there is no cure to fix it because it is trash . you are impotent and i am bored, so i am going to take everything that you have worked for and live my best life . i will inherit and you will end...  the last thing that you will see is my flip off and smiling face, loser !