Husband Will Be Twice My Weight

Description: Now that we're going to be married, things are going to rapidly change for you. i expect my husband to weigh twice my weight. i will accept nothing less than you becoming a living lard storage tank. i need you bloated, breathless, and barely mobile. less of a husband and more of a hus-hog. when we waddle down that aisle, remember what you're actually saying—i do too, my love.