Jerk Yourself Infertile

Description: Not reproducing is something that should come pretty naturally for you, seeing as you don’t get pussy anyways. but in the incredibly unlikely event that you do, i want to make sure that you’re infertile. we absolutely do not need any duplicates of you in the world. your loser load deserves a low-to-nonexistent sperm count; unable to ever impregnate a woman! you’re so pathetic, and even your fertility is going to reflect that. lol. you'll also love: goon yourself into erectile dysfunction wannabe sex addict shaming your jerkoff habits