A Sharty Day For Him

Description: So i got sent home early from work cause i was sick and almost sharted like 4 times. i think i did shart in the car ride home! ughh so embaressing! i came into my room, and just sat right down! i had alot of work to do and had to just push through and get it done! the pants were already ruined so i said fuck it, ill just fully ruin these pants and then remove them later and toss into the trash! which i did! what i didnt know is that my fucking roomate fell asleep on my chair last night because he was on my laptop and i forgot to get him so he tried to get down but couldnt because he was too high up! if i had known that then i wouldnt of sat down and spent 12 hours sharting on him! 50% my fault 50% his fault! were both at blame! let's just move on from it! i mean jeeze whys he so mad, so he got a little wet, so it was super smelly and gross! big deal! people have gone through worse!