Giving you a buzzcut for a date with me audio only

Description: Your long hair is so soft and long. it must have been such an effort to grow it to that length. unfortunately i am not into long hair at all. i prefer a more masculine look. i know, this is your sad attempt at looking super masculine but it doesn't really work for me. if you'd like to go on a date with me you'll have to let me cut it. sit down. let me strap you in. now now. no escaping it. look, i brought my hair cutting machine. watch me buzz all your hair off haha. audio only.