Yes I'm Blackmailing You

Description: So i found out that my best friends boyfriend is cheating on her. like what a fucking asshole! so to get some revenge i came up with a sweet idea! i called him up and told his ass to come over! then i told him that unless he lets me tie him to my seat then i'm gonna tell maria that i saw him cheating on her! once i finished tying him to the seat i explained that i had really bad bubble guts, and felt like i was gonna explode everywhere! he asked me why i was telling him this, and then i just laughed! i said because dude! from now on your gonna sniff every fart that comes out of my asshole! he yelled at me asking if this was blackmail! to which i replied! yes! i am blackmailing you! now sniff my farts asshole! i sat right now on his face! ignored all his crys for help! his struggling and squirming! i just sat there and let them rip! best part is that i recorded the whole thing so i can send it to maria! then we can both fart in his face!