Being Straight Is Boring

Description: You've grown bored of the mundane, repetitive motions of wooing women. bored of disappointing sex for one or both parties. that's because being straight is just so fucking boring! there's nothing fun about it. it's the societal norm. now being bi... that's much more exciting. just being with a man itself is taboo. being seen with a man, knowing everyone knows what you do behind closed doors. and speaking of the sex, it's just so incredible. and so abundant. you love the idea of going to a gay bar and walking out with a hot hunk ready to fuck immediately. there's no excitement like that with straight sex. being bi is the way to go.