Zac Thong: The Origin Story

Description: So my girlfriend got in a fight with her husband zac. apparently he got caught talking to some girls on of, and now she wants him to suffer because of it?! he's really small, like crazy small! so small that if he disspeared, no one would even question it! like it would just make sense. anyway, she asked me if i could sew him into the back part of a thong for her. i assumed she was going to wear the thong and make him smell her butt all day! but when i was done, she told me to wear it!!!! she knows i'm lactose intolerant and asked me to eat a bunch of dairy and things that make me gassy like deviled eggs, chili, mexican food, etc... i told her i felt weird about it, but after some begging! i said fuck it! an i made her pay for all the food! so now here we are! i'm gassy as fuck and feeling gross. my asshole feels like its about explode! she asks me to record it all for her! an so i did! an it was nasty! like seriously! after the first nasty wet fart, i gave her a call and asked if i should stop or clean him up a bit and she said nope! keep going! so fuck it! i guess he's just gonna have to swim in my waste for the next few days! ughh! so gross! but whatever! this is what he gets for fucking around! you fuck around! you find out! an right now! zac is finding the fuck out! hahaha!