The Gift

Description: My roomate maria is constantly making fun of me because of how bad my farts smell! she keeps telling me she can get me something so that i dont have to smell them! she's super rich and insists that money can fix all of my problems! i finally told her to get me whatever it is that she's talking about! i mean i had really bad gas yesterday and the whole damn room stunk, so something had to be done sooner or later! but i didnt expect her to buy a man with the shrinking virus who just lays on my seat and sniffs all of my farts so that i dont have too! lol so weird! but like whatever! she told me to just walk in, sit down and start farting. she insisted that he likes the smell, but i was questioning that by the fact that he was duct taped down and i could feel him squirming after every fart! but whatever! i'm guessing she paid off someone alot of money, an i'm not the type of person to not use someones gift! guess the little guy is my own personal fart sniffer now!