Tryouts

Description: So as you all know i'm amazing and great and all that! well i decided that i should do some tryouts to see if any men out there can handle me. so i put up an ad, and this silly small guy thinks he can handle me. like what a fucking loser. this fucking 12 inch man with the shrinking virus thinks he can fucking handle me? is this a joke! uh uhh, no way, i'm gonna have to teach this little guy a lesson. he think's he can get me! hahaha! i should spit in his face! or no! i got a better idea! i think i'm gonna invite his little ass over, duct tape him to my seat and then sit down. maybe ill crush his little bones with my ass for a bit, then bounce up and down! then just straight relax! maybe let out a few toots, just have an overall good time! teach this little fucker where he belongs on the food chain. honestly, i may not even let him go free. maybe he can just be my seat from now on. mmmh that sounds nice! (first 10 mins has no farting)