I Spend You Stress

Description: Every day i relax, add to my savings and shop while you stress, work and budget. don’t worry though i do work hard, i promise. it’s not easy swiping credit cards and carrying shopping bags all day. besides, it makes sense that i do all of the spending and you do all of the stressing in our relationship. hot girls like me don’t belong in a boring little cubicle hidden from the world, unlike an awkward ugly pig like you. i look better spending the money you stressed hard to earn.