Chronically Unfuckable

Description: You are so achingly, inescapably unfucked that i'd consider it a disease—an incurable one, at that. what's a virgin loser to do? why, any chronic disease can be managed, and in my professional opinion, the best way to manage your particular predicament is through sexualization and acceptance. this is your life forever and always: no pussy, no dates, no relationships, just you, your unfucked little cock, and the mean, greedy women you pay to remind you of your place. the viewer is assumed to have a penis. gender neutral.