SPH: Should I Bite it Off Or Let it Squirt?

Description: That is the tiniest little dick i've ever seen! it's so cute and small... maybe i'll put it in my mouth just to bite it off! i mean it's the only way you'd ever convince a pretty girl like me to ever put something so pathetic anywhere near my mouth... or wait, maybe i wanna see what that little thing can do... does it drizzle? squirt? jerk it to me and let's see what it can do!