Shrink Ray Accident! (WMV)

Description: (note: previously a custom video request - contains some slight asmr elements of tapping and gum chewing) - i'm so glad you could make it to my lab for the demonstration today! i was hoping you wouldn't turn down my invite. now, it's time to show you what i've been working on all this time in secret. look at this remote - pretty cool, right? but it's not just any remote. what it's for is way more amazing ... it controls a shrink ray! yes! i invented a shrink ray! i can shrink anything down to micro-atoms if i wanted to. it's been acting a little weird though, but hey - a few bugs are inevitable with any new invention. especially something groundbreaking like this! i'll win the nobel prize for sure. imagine how the world will change once we can shrink anything down to a speck. it'll revolutionize everything. that's what the demonstration is about today. i'm going to test the shrink ray for the first time. let me show you! i'll just press a few buttons and point it over there and ... wait, no, what's happening? why is the shrink ray pointing that way instead! stop! ahhhh! move! oh no! the shrink ray beam hit you! i'm so sorry! are you ok? are you hurt? are you ... wait ... are you shorter than before? fuck! you're shrinking! i think i had the ray set to "speck mode" too. you're going to shrink down to a speck, if all my calculations have been correct. i'll try to find a way to undo this! ok. don't panic. we can figure this out. in the meantime, this does present a ... very unique research opportunity. i never intended to shrink the atoms of a human being before, but ... well, this is what science is all about, right? new frontiers. and i am a scientist, after all. i'll keep asking you questions about how you feel as you shrink and become smaller. your atoms are actively rearranging as you become tinier and tinier, your entire body changing and transforming into miniature size. a miniature living man. incredible. you're shrinking in phases and bursts, i have to keep leaning down and eventually laying down on the floor with my magnifying glass to see you and hear you. i'm 1000x your size at least! i'll have to pick you up in my hand and put you in a little hamster cage in the lab - or take you home with me in my pocket - while i try to figure out how to undo the shrinking process. if i even can undo it ...