Not Quitting Dairy

Description: So i was recently told by a doctor that i am lactose intolerant! this is such bad news because the internet says that if i eat cheese then ill be farting non stop! i had to test it out!!! luckily i have a tiny ass slave who is just my seat whenever i sit down! but he's typically on enduring the bare minmum of farts per day! now he could potentially be subjected to 100s! so i figured fuck it! ill eat a bunch of cheese and ice cream! pop a squat down on his tiny little face and just let them rip! the sooner he gets used to it, the better itll be for us both! because i dont plan on quiting cheese anytime soon!