REAL Debt

Description: I love debt contracts. determining a nice big principal for you to pay off, having you send week after week, applying the interest as we go... but the problem is that i get your money so slowly and that's not ideal. here's the solution: instead of starting a debt contract and sending me pathetic payments every week, you take out a substantial loan, send me all of it at once, and then make your sad little payments to the bank while i enjoy my cash.