SELF CLEANING TOILET

Description: You're a disgusting toilet piggy and i know you love to be treated like scum.  you want to be my toilet and i only use self-cleaning toilets.  so can you do that for me?  can you clean yourself from the inside out with your dirty used toilet brush?  lick it first.  then, suck and really clean that dirty mouth of yours.  that's not all though.  you have the other end of your sewer insides to clean.  get to your asshole and brush all around it to make sure it's clean.  you know the inside of your toilet pipes need to be cleaned so you'll shove it in your asshole, too.  there's nothing you wouldn't do just to have the privilege of being my full time toilet slave.