Auntie Melons Returns- "FUCKING IT OUT" - scene 1

Description: My sister-in-law kymber leigh had a little get together with the family for her birthday that i was unable to attend...(actually, kymber didn't invite me because she knew that our sister-in-law melony melons and i don't like each other or get along) ...little did i know what had happened the last time they all got together!so kymber invites me over for a family reunion and assured me that this time it was that would be the one staying home... she lied.next thing i know my morning coffee gets ruined by my "clumsy" sister-in-law melony stumbling in with my step-niece reeking of strip clubs and poor decisions and being so loud they woke up kymber's husband, scott and their son-in-law miles. now the whole house is awake and i'm pissed that kymber pulled this on me, but i recently became a sex-assistant so i decide to find other ways to communicate with my family because sometimes you just gotta "fuck it out!"so that's just what i intended on doing... i told melony to follow me to the barn out back so we could have a chat, when in reality i decided to appeal to the only thing that is ever on melony's mind...sex and communicate to her that way.