Embrace the Slob Side

Description: Give it up, piggy. it doesn't matter what your weight is, or if you're still in denial... there is a big, slobby pig inside of you, desparate to break out and eat with wild abandon. you crave a life of huge stuffings, lazy days beached on the couch, and saying yes to every single thing offered to you. not a life of diets or painful workouts! embrace it, fatty, the idea of blimping up and letting go of all self control is what turns you on more than anything.