Giant Everything Pizza Binge

Description: My eyes are always bigger than my stomach. i got a pizza last night and had no idea how huge it was going to be. i still go in for two giant slices and inevitably fail. i had a wisdom tooth removed and i’m excited to eat all my guilty pleasure favorites again. does it really count as a guilty pleasure if i eat whatever i want all the time? this pizza has a ton of toppings and i even have my own fresh ranch! i talk about my favorite things to dip pizza in, favorite toppings, do belly checks, give you yummy close ups, and bloat to the heavens after having a soda with it. (that of course gives me soda burps!) my tummy starts making audible noise towards the end of my pizza. the best part is the crunchy crust. but it was 10/10 worth it after a day of filming. i absolutely stuff my face with this pizza because i’m so hungry. i found out later i ate it so quick i had pizza on my face. i definitely took a rest after eating a slice bigger than my head.