You can hear me walking from across the street

Description: I'm wearing my favorite flip flops. they are so old and dirty but i don't want to get rid of them because they are as loud as wearing heels. when i wear them you can hear me walking from across the street. and i think they go fantastically with my beautiful passion red pedicure. as i dangle my flip flops making loud noises i tell you how much i enjoy the attention i get as everyone stares at my feet.