Pay Me to Do Nothing - Financial Domination

Description: I am the reason you have the life that you have. all the money you earn, all the perks you experience, it's all because of me. it's only fair that you send me a salary for all the work i do for you simply by existing. for all the time i spend in your brain, being your muse, inspiring and motivating you. send me a salary as payment for my existence - it's the least i deserve.