Bad Barbie

Description: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! wait… ew! absolutely fucking not! this barbie comes with a rule book - and if you want to play, then you’ll play my way! i’m nothing like those simple, passive toys you’re used to. in fact, i’ve gone through quite a few owners who can’t seem to handle my special features. but you… you look like just the little bitch- i mean, eager collector - who’ll enjoy my unique construction. i’m one of a kind, after all!