Villainous Kiss

Description: Well, look what we have here. a valiant knight in shining armor or whatever here to save this poor, innocent princess! you got word that a princess was being held somewhere she didn’t want to be! how could a woman ever get herself out of a situation like that? she must require a savior. well here you are to save the day. but i think you’re mixing fairytales up. you seem to think this is one of those “true loves first kiss” kinda situation. my gods, you couldn’t be more delusional. how easily fooled you are. how easily you fall. this maiden, with perfect pursed lips, gazing up at you so sweetly. she’s so pure. this is exactly how you imagined saving a damsel in dire need would look like and feel like. she’s so eager to reward you for your brave efforts and heroic endeavors! but then, her face changes, a wicked smile spreads across it. a hauntingly deep laugh comes out from her. “you fool!” you quickly find out to your dismay that she is in fact not a princess! not in need of help! she’s lied and set up this entire ruse! she’s a villainess! and she wants to try her new formula of lipstick on your face! good news: you do get that kiss after all, in fact you’ll get a lot!bad news: well this will be the last kisses you ever receive if you catch my meaning.these big red lip prints are hard to resist. you are already captivated. it’s so easy to keep going. planting big, juicy kisses on your face. watching the formula work. watching you enjoy your last stroke.kiss goodbye.