Roleplay: I Ate Your Girlfriend!

Description: I'm stuffed! i haven't eaten that well in so long. what was her name? sarah? what a tasty morsel. oh no, her phone is ringing. "lover." oh god. it must be her boyfriend... you shouldn't have taken your eyes off of her. maybe it was a little reckless of me, but i couldn't help myself. i ate your poor, sweet girlfriend. i just swallowed her up whole. sick? no, i'm not sick. i feel amazing, and powerful. and if you try to come after me, you might end up my next meal. do you have anything you want to say to her before i digest her?