Little office stooge! (pt 1)

Description: Little office dumbass is an idiot, and needs constant petty tasks to perform so he doesn't start "thinking" on his own, aka: fucking up. i keep him at 'floormat' status for awhile--using his town to polish my shoe while i work. this keeps him occupied until i have another task, like fetching the pen on my desk--it's right next to my hand but i shouldn't have to put any effort reaching for it. now remove my hot heels, i need to air out my sweaty boss feet. don't just kneel there like a moron, kiss them! make out with my smelly soles for awhile and then...hello? rub my feet dumbass, they ache from being in heels--make yourself useful for once. worship your manager's feet to earn your paycheck (which goes direct deposit into my account). i have a real job--not like the office stooge who crawls around under the desk, licking my shoes like a bitch. now lay down so i can use your face as a footstool while i confirm an appointment over the phone. it's for a female applicant (who gets preferential treatment), and i inform her that i own an office bitch who polishes shoes and cleans feet--one of many job perks for the female employees!