Alpha Juice

Description: Poor little beta. i know how desperate you are to leave your life as an unfuckable beta bitch behind and ascend to the status of alpha! but how could that dream become a reality? that's where i come in! i've discovered a 100% foolproof, no-fail method to turn even the most pathetic of betas into an alpha. all you need is a nice, big, salty dose of alpha juice, and i'm generously going to help you serve it up! yum yum yum! the viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.