A Night In My Ass

Description: What happened to you? which chemicals? this is like something out of a movie! you're lucky i didn't step on you when i came in here. i thought i was hearing things and then i looked down and when i first saw you i thought that you were a bug! you're literally an inch tall!  don't panic, there has to be a way that this can be reversed. how did you spill the chemicals on yourself? ok don't worry, there has to be something that we can do that can get you back to your normal size. you know, i think maybe it would be better if i take you home right now and we can start testing some formulas bright and early. it's been a super long day and i can't even think about this properly right now. oh come on it's just for one night, i'll make sure that nothing happens to you. i can put you in my purse and that way no one would know.  i guess i could have some fun with this now that i think about it.i mean you're so tiny that i could literally stick you anywhere, right? i do have a place in mind, i'm not sure if you would like it, but i think that i would enjoy it.