Make Yourself Useful!

Description: What can you get from me for a couple of dollars??? you get to top up my bank account loser! that's it! but don't despair, you're also useful to me when i'm looking for a loser to humiliate and bully.....but obviously that privilege will cost you a lot more.  just remember! your purpose in life, is to make my life better, in whichever way i please!