Workout Struggles - Candle Boxxx

Description: After having a desk job for so long, i, candle boxxx, have decided to get in shape. i used to be super strong and flexible so how hard can this be? i have my thong leotard, shiny tights, scrunchy socks and princess reeboks, so let's get physical! watching an exercise video, i'm confused by side planks. what happened to old fashioned crunches? counting down, some cuss words slip out when realizing i may be in over my head. another ab workout proves that i had stomach muscles in dire need of strength training. grunting and groaning, i'm pleased when transitioning to leg kicks. it's short lived glee when the kicking proves harder than expected. it's disappointing when i try to do splits on my back. what happened to my gumby-ness? they're expecting me to do pushups? i've never done a real push up in my life! maybe yoga poses are the best move of all? going into a side split, things are popping and that's my cue to go back to my desk! keywords - sneaker fetish big tits redheads red hair older woman older women