Abort your baby

Description: I was feeling bloated, and laid down to take a nap...im having a crazy dream and reach down and start to masturbate...i wake up, and go to the dresser and look in the mirror.   omg   what did you tiny little fucker do to me?   im pregnant!   what am i going to do?   i think i will abort your baby after i crush your tiny little body with my filthy giant foot!