Friendzoned! (SPH)

Description:   you and i are best friends, and have been for many years. after breaking up with my boyfriend i come over to your house to vent, and have a little pick me up. as we're talking i start confessing to you that all i really want is a nice guy, a sweet guy, and how i am convinced that there aren't any left. every guy that i meet is a total douchebag! that is when you mutter out that maybe you could be that guy for me. that you think that you have all of the qualities that i am looking for and after all we know each other so well. i start to laugh convinced that you are joking, i mean i think of you as much more of a step-sister...not even a step-brother but really a step-sister and a best friend. you try to defend yourself and explain why you think that you could be that guy for me, and i just can't contain my laughter. you know that i only date big men! big muscles, big wallets, big dicks... you're not that. again defending yourself, i am determined to prove that you are not someone i would date, so i ask you to show me your cock. i mean, i know you're not rich, i know you're not muscular, so maybe you will have one redeeming quality...but when i see it... omg...