You'll Never Make a Woman Cum

Description: you should all know by now just how far from heterosexual i am. still, when i announced my relationship with another woman, you all seemed so shocked! you really shouldn't be. of all people, i know the true measure of a man. i know simpy men like you just don't make women cum. so that creates an orgasm deficit. the orgasm gap is real. i'm just doing my part to correct it. i'm just here to give and receive orgasms from other women while instructing you to stay chaste and sexless. we're correcting the balance, you and i. i'm going to fuck all of the women i want, and you're going to stay sexless and pussy free. sound good? oh wait, i don't care if it sounds good to you. it certainly sounds good to me.